Six Times in 159 Years, America Bought Territory for the Same Two Reasons
August 20, 2026
Alaska, Puerto Rico, Hawaii, Guantanamo Bay, and the US Virgin Islands all run the same two-part logic: something worth having, paired with denying it to a rival power. Every one of the six was mocked or unproven at the time of acquisition before it was vindicated.
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Alaska turned its land settlement into shares. Hawaii's never became shares at all.
August 20, 2026
Alaska was bought for $7.2 million in 1867, about two cents an acre. A 1971 land settlement split the state's land among corporations rather than a trust like Hawaii's -- which is why, unlike Hawaii, real companies from it sit in this site's own graph today.
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Twice the venture density sits in the Valley. What sits in the DMV instead doesn't have a name yet.
August 20, 2026
The DMV has less than half Silicon Valley's venture density -- 24% of DMV companies on file are investors or VC firms, against 52% in the Bay Area. What fills the rest of the DMV's graph instead, including defense primes and the CIA-created In-Q-Tel, doesn't have a Silicon Valley equivalent.
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Someone decided these counties don't count -- twice
August 20, 2026
More than 2.2 million Americans live without running water, concentrated in the Navajo Nation, Texas border colonias, Appalachia, and the Alabama Black Belt. The Texas counties farthest from water are the same counties farthest from a hospital -- because Texas never expanded Medicaid.
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What actually made Puerto Rico happy
August 19, 2026
This site has traced Puerto Rico last on income, absent from the crime record, and once ranked ahead of the mainland US on self-reported happiness before being dropped from the count. If money wasn't what put it ahead in 2016, what was? The World Happiness Report's own methodology points to the same answer: family.
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The happiest place the count stopped counting
August 19, 2026
In 2016, the UN-backed World Happiness Report ranked Puerto Rico 15th happiest in the world -- ahead of the United States itself that year. By the very next report, Puerto Rico had vanished from the rankings entirely, and it has not reappeared since. Not a decline. A removal.
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